My Monkey Says....

If you think you can nag me more than my mum does, think again.

Don't use the excuse that you're stressed or you worry for me etc. because although I worry for you and I don't nag you to death.

I think you're old enough to think for yourself. So please, return the favor...I don't need to be treated like a 5 year old.

And as for telling you off...that's for not respecting my decisions.

Don't whine to me because you're not going to get an apology nor sympathy.

...talk to the hand!